I am Sailor Moon! I stand for love. And I also stand for justice. And in the name of the Moon, I will punish you!
I love that Mr. Ratburn is gay married because 1.) I had no idea Arthur was still on and 2.) he was my favorite character as a kid because I was obsessed with the episode where Arthur and his friends are fully convinced that he’s a serial killer who murders children and uses their severed limbs to make corpse puppets for his marionette show.
That makes me think of the Magic School Bus episode where the kids were convinced that Ms Frizzle was a vampire and it turned out she was just hosting a PTA meeting with tomato juice or soup (it was one of those…). I think it was the echolocation episode.
THAT WAS ALSO MY FAVORITE EPISODE!!!
Although she wasn’t “just hosting a PTA meeting”, she literally had all the parents meet her in a spooky abandoned castle to drink tomato juice and hang from the chandeliers in bat costumes while drinking glasses of tomato juice and saying a bunch of ominous dracula shit. Valerie fucking Frizzle knew EXACTLY what she was doing when she set out that morning to convince her students that she was secretly an evil vampire because she knew they’d learn about bats in the process of trying to defeat her.
10000/10 absolute icon and role model.
That’s just what PTA meetings are like, y'know?
To clarify, they are bisexual, not lesbians:
https://twitter.com/fancy_foxtrot/status/1205747696813756416
Still iconic
WHEN DO WE GET THE COMIC SERIES AND/OR MOVIE?
It keeps getting better:
Bonus:
why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase
You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase
I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
Ok but the other one is purring so hard
If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead
Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.
Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.
YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO
I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:
Cheeps.
Oh my god
I’m dead now
MURDER KITTEN SOUNDS LIKE A CHICKEN PEEPER
My step-mom just got a 4th Gen savannah cat and he came running up to me when I played this
I still remember the way she walked into my office, which is a good sign, as it only happened this morning.
I looked her up and down; mostly down, I’m pretty tall.
She had a face.
Her lips were saying hello but her eyes were telling a very different story, blinking in morse code about the assassin in the air vent.
She knew she had me right where she wanted me: at my desk, in my office, at 11am, the time we had scheduled for this appointment.
As she leaned in close I couldn’t help noticing the kind of details that would give you an uncomfortable degree of insight into the precise contours of the author’s sexual obsessions. It was awkward.
I promised her I’d do whatever I could, because promising to do whatever I couldn’t sounded dangerously illogical.
She reached over and took a swig from the bottle on my desk in a way that was clearly intended to be alluring and transgressive but honestly just felt a little rude, and besides there could have been absolutely anything in that bottle, window cleaner, who knows. As it happens it was only water — I’m trying to stay hydrated and kick the booze habit I picked up after the untimely death of my partner — but she still knocked it back and grimaced just for show.
This Dane meant trouble. (She was from Denmark).
My best/favorite teacher would literally take off the points for a question that the majority of the class got wrong from the total on the test and then hold a lesson on the topic because she realized if 90% of her students didn’t know the answer then she hadn’t done a good job teaching it.
I hate it when teachers take pride in having a large percentage of students get bad grades in their classes. It just means that students aren’t learning from you
Jesus was a carpenter in his youþ and ðerefore his physique would not be ðat of a Twink, þanks for coming to my ted talk
i agree with you but you have to stop trying to bring back the thorn and eth
Jaskier: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Geralt: No
Jaskier: True to summer form: lights up my day but wounds my pale skin with a scathing tongue
Jaskier: But seriously, I think my skin's burning
Give me a twilight au where Bella doesn’t believe in the supernatural. She’s trying to figure out what’s wrong with Eddie boi and he finally says “I’m a vampire” and she’s like “oh yeah right *count Dracula voice* do you vant to suck my blood?” And it’s infuriating for Edward because she comes up with mundane reasons for everything and he spends the rest of the book trying to prove to her he’s a vampire
The Scully and Mulder dynamics
Oh my god Buzzfeed unsolved
Bella is Shane and Edward is Ryan
did someone say buzzfeed unsolved au?
True art