w ow i just realised that some of us will be alive for the 100th anniversary in 2063
My grandkids are gonna be like “GRANDMA JULIA ARE YOU OK”
"NO KIDDOS NO I AM NOT. DOO WEE OOO!"
And then the 150th
"GREAT-GRANDPA JUST DIE ALREADY"
*rises from the grave*
do wee oooooooooo bitches
Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.
reblogging bc this seems really useful
“England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.” — Mitt Romney
basically the rest of the world:
oh my god australia
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.#excited Russian applause and giggles
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND